©2020 by Jess Jordan.
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JESS JORDAN

the outlaw escort

 

Hey cowboy, I think I know your kind.

You work hard, so time gets away from you.

 

Time is fleeting, but you’re looking for a moment that lasts and a memory etched into your mind.

Do you like country music and rowdy Texas women?

You aren't looking for fantasy as much as you're looking for a reality that exists when *you* need it.

Do you find yourself wondering what happened to honky tonk angels?

You’ve been swiping through ads hoping for someone you can relate to; someone who will be real, and with whom you’ll have a few things in common.
 

HOWDY COWBOY

 

With six foot of passion in a pair of boots, she's a character in her own tall tale, a writer, a storyteller, a singer, a music and starry sky lover.

STATS

Sexual Orientation | Horny

Make-Up | Usually None

Hair | Shoulder-Length Blonde

Eyes | Blue

Measurements | 40 - 30 - 40

Height | 5'11"

Weight | 15o lbs

Breast | 34 DDD

Body | Athletic, Big Clit, Long Toes

Grooming | Trimmed, Unshaven

Tattoos | Chest, arms, ribs, hips, feet,

Piercings | ears, lip, navel

Kinks | Double Penetration, Oral, Taboo Role Play, Group Play, Bachelor Parties, Golden Shower, Primal, Musk, Leather

Allergies | Latex, Tequila, Shellfish

 

WHO IS SHE?

In my spare time, I'm often found in country bars with live music. I'm equally at home losing myself in a book or one of my dozens of ongoing projects.

I'm unlike anyone else, an true to the Austin template, I'm weird as fuck. Want insight into me? Dive into my blog posts below, or better yet, let's meet.

 

AUSTIN INCALLS

Arboretum Incalls available when booked in advance only. 

1 hour | 1000

90 min | 1200

2 hours | 1600

4 hours | 3000

14 days | 10,000

 
 

DATES

Let's eat and get to know each other! I don't watch the clock on these because it's out of our control and sometimes I eat slow.

LUNCH

DINNER

Close to the office?

What should I wear?

Let's take our time!

Weekday | 600

Weekend | 1000

Weekday | 800

Weekend | 1000

For more options, such as arrangements, fly me to you, Date + Privacy combos, please see my rates page!

OUTCALLS

Privacy + Discretion

TWO HOUR OUTCALL

are you ready to be swept away by a wild woman? good thing you can order delivery though am I right? Anywhere in Texas!

 $2000

FOUR HOUR OUTCALL

stay a little longer, don't rush .  . I will make sure to bring some extra snacks. FMTY!

 

 

 

$3000 

 

CLIENT TESTIMONIALS

 

I'm not usually the type to kiss and tell, but I do wish I could reccomend Jess to my friends, I see her every chance I get. Definitely get the champagne, and play whatever game she wants, it's always worth the reward.

SJM

....Intensely real

AGT

I expected Jess to be a high maintenance blonde princess when I first found her on twitter, she's a little brusque, but it turns out she's extremely down to earth, open minded, wise beyond her years, and a very adventurous lover. I hope to meet her again soon, she's incredibly easy to talk to and other things with her mouth
 

CJ

Jess is a perky, young eccentric! I've visited with JJ so many times over the years I've lost count, and this provider is without a doubt my all time favorite. Perhaps one of the most intuitive providers you'll ever meet; TCB is great, as long as you can follow instructions (I can) One visit, and you'll feel like you've found a connection for life. One of a kind, empathetic, brilliant, and sensual. Obviously, I have been back, and will continue.

MRU

SCREENING REQUIREMENTS

Screening is non-negotiable and exceptions will not be made for anyone.

I require two separate pictures.


First picture: your government-issued ID next to a handwritten piece of paper with my name and today’s date.
Second picture: A frontal picture of you holding the ID and same handwritten piece of paper next to your face.
 Please send pictures directly to JessJordan@pm.me or submit them through my booking form.

I will not accept government ID with information redacted.

I am a professional and have no interest in your information for any reason other than my safety, giving it to me freely and easily is the best way to put me at ease.

There is no way to meet me without sending me a photo of your face.

I do not accept references as screening, and rarely ask for them. P411 is a private advertising site, not screening.

I reserve every right to ask for supplementary information at my discretion. My safety is my priority.

 

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

WHY DIDN'T YOU CONTACT ME AFTER I FILLED THE FORM?

 It might take me a few days to get back to you if I am busy, or if it is the weekend. Please do not be impatient.

There is a chance there was an error, such as a typo in your email address or incomplete information. Try Again in a few days!

WHAT IS YOUR REVIEW POLICY?

If you'd like to write something for me to use, that's great! but I do not wish to be written about in forums or review boards. I demand privacy, and consider reviews a violation of that.

WILL YOU COME TO MY CITY?

There are fly me to you options available above. otherwise you will just have to wait your turn and subscribe to my newsletter, I can not travel for people who do not sponsor trips or book in advance.

CAN I GET A REFERENCE?

At this time I do not provide references for any of my clients unless they ask me to do so first. I do not accept references for screening purposes, only as supplemental information.

 
 

RULES

ONE

Do not talk about me.

Discretion is supposed to be a two way street. You expect confidentiality in everything you say to me, why should I receive less consideration than I provide? My risk is far greater than yours, so I will not tolerate it.

I do not participate in reviews.

I will not perform or put on an act in order to receive a good review. Either we connect genuinely, or we move on. live and let live, I guess.

TWO

Hygeine

The only thing I want to spell or taste is soap, lubricant, or rubber.  The cleaner you are, the closer I get.

You will be expected to thoroughly wash your hands, use mouthwash, and shower with soap, or you will be asked to leave.

This does take up your time, so do it thoroughly every time you shower in order to practice.
 

THREE

Intimacy is multi-faceted and personal.

 

You can not "read" someone you've just met. Take your time and use your words to communicate what you are thinking and what you want to happen. Chemistry will come in its own time.

 

Please do not make sudden rushed movements with me, I am a slow moving, laid back provider and I do not like to feel rushed.

Let's be sweet to each other.

XOXO