JESS JORDAN

 

H O W D Y  C O W B O Y

Hey cowboy, I think I know your kind. You work hard, so time gets away from you.

Time is fleeting, but you’re looking for a moment that lasts and a memory etched into your mind.


You aren't looking for fantasy as much as you're looking for a reality that exists when *you* need it.


Do you like country music and rowdy Texas women?
Do you find yourself wondering what happened to honky tonk angels?

You’ve been swiping through ads hoping for someone you can relate to; someone who will be real, and with whom you’ll have a few things in common.

 
 

With six foot of passion in a pair of boots, she's a character in her own tall tale, a writer, a storyteller, a singer, a music and starry sky lover.

STATS

Sexual Orientation | Horny

Make-Up | Usually None

Hair | Shoulder-Length Blonde

Eyes | Blue

Measurements | 40 - 30 - 40

Height | 5'11"

Weight | 15o lbs

Breast | 34 DDD

Body | Athletic, Big Clit, Long Toes

Grooming | Trimmed, Unshaven

Tattoos | Chest, arms, ribs, hips, feet,

Piercings | ears, lip, navel

Kinks | Double Penetration, Oral, Taboo Role Play, Group Play, Bachelor Parties, Golden Shower, Primal, Musk, Leather

Allergies | Latex, Tequila, Shellfish

WHO

IS

SHE?

In my spare time, I'm often found in country bars with live music, or traveling around the world on a whim.

 

I'm equally at home losing myself in a book or one of my dozens of ongoing projects.

I'm unlike anyone else, and true to the Austin template, I'm weird as fuck. Want insight into me? Dive into my blog posts below, or better yet, find my contact form.

 

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Social Distance Dating

I considered writing this as if the introduction to an apocalypse movie, but reality is always so much more  complicated.. isn't it. 

I use a lot of different websites, it can be hard to know which ones are for what, or what I'm doing on each one if you're not already familiar.

Using these sites as an intermediate is easier for me, but am able to accept direct payment with cashapp, or in cryptocurrency if that's more convenient.

I am also able to accept certain gift cards, and have a business address available at the bottom of this page, for payment by mail.

Let's schedule something

 
 

When you reach out, please introduce yourself, tell me what sort of interaction you're looking for, the time and date you hope to meet, and how you intend to pay.

If you say less than this, I will ignore you.

Here's a few ways to get ahold of me,

Cash app | $OutlawBarbi

Public Snapchat | XXXENBY

Email | JessJordan@pm.me

KIK | texaswhorenado
 

If you choose to send me money via cashapp, please do not leave a note at all! I will keep track of what it is for without that. leaving a note could get me banned from the platform and I do not need that kind of drama, I am already banned from several other payment avenues.

There's a few extra ways to get in touch with me, keeping them paywalled means a better experience for all of us. for each of these, I'll allow you to choose how much you pay for these, but the minimum is $25.

Skype

Premium Snapchat*

Discord Username*

Discord Server

Private Phone Number

*Private Chats still require payment, but at a flat rate rather than by time
 

This is all a work in progress, I hope you'll be patient with me.

VIDEO DATE

A chat and a wank if that's what you're into.

A beer and an argument if that's your thing.

30 min | $60

45 min | $75

1 hour | $100

90 min | $120

 
 

Digi-GFE

Wanna chat all the time? non stop? see where it goes? fall in love?

 

Unlimited chat :

Weekly | $300

Monthly | $800

Unlimited Chat + Video :

Weekly | $500

Monthly | $1000

Mean Digi-Girlfriend

a little less than the other one because it's more authentic to who I really am, which means it's less work. I could easily charge more but sometimes I chirp too much.

Unlimited chat :

Weekly | $200

Monthly | $700

Unlimited Chat + Video :

Weekly | $400

Monthly | $900

 

SITES

OnlyFans

OnlyFans is precarious for me. They have a selection of banned words and ban models suspected of doing meet ups all the time, so at any moment, I could just be booted off the site for something as simple as mentioning meeting.

As a platform it is basically twitter with the built in ability for you to tip me or for me to charge.

This platform has an option for me to go live, but it does not work very well, I will be choosing a platform specifically for live shows.

JustFor.Fans

I'm brand new to JFF but I've heard great things. you can even use it to text me!

Similar subscription model to onlyfans, but with many more features and much more security for me. It will become my main subscription site over time, I already prefer it despite being on onlyfans for over a year. There's a high probability I will get banned from onlyfans at some point, and when that happens I will move to JFF as my priority subscription service. In the meantime, I'm playing catch up with old content.

This platform has an option for me to go live, but it is still in beta testing, I will be choosing a platform specifically for live shows.

FanCentro

Currently this is just the quickest way to get added to my premium snapchat, but I do intend to start using the subscription thing in-site soon.

AVN Stars

This is extremely similar to onlyfans, but I am going to keep it a free page, and use it only occasionally, as a portfolio page more than a tool for me to earn- though I can still accept tip through it

RULES

ONE

If you choose to screen record me while I'm live or on skype, please send me a copy. I don't particularly mind, but If you're going to reuse something that was meant to be a 1 time thing, you can at least let me do the same.

TWO

I still have to age verify y'all by checking ID's in essentially the same way as screening if you choose not to use one of the websites as an intermediate to remove the liability from me.
 

THREE

If I ask you to stop talking to me, listen.

If I block you on something, please stop talking to me.

 

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Jess Jordan

200 University Blvd Suite 225-217

Round Rock TX 78665

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