JESS JORDAN
H O W D Y C O W B O Y
Hey cowboy, I think I know your kind. You work hard, so time gets away from you.
Time is fleeting, but you’re looking for a moment that lasts and a memory etched into your mind.
You aren't looking for fantasy as much as you're looking for a reality that exists when *you* need it.
Do you like country music and rowdy Texas women?
Do you find yourself wondering what happened to honky tonk angels?
You’ve been swiping through ads hoping for someone you can relate to; someone who will be real, and with whom you’ll have a few things in common. ​
With six foot of passion in a pair of boots, she's a character in her own tall tale, a writer, a storyteller, a singer, a music and starry sky lover.
STATS
Sexual Orientation | Horny
Make-Up | Usually None
Hair | Shoulder-Length Blonde
Eyes | Blue
Measurements | 40 - 30 - 40
Height | 5'11"
Weight | 15o lbs
Breast | 34 DDD
Body | Athletic, Big Clit, Long Toes
Grooming | Trimmed, Unshaven
Tattoos | Chest, arms, ribs, hips, feet,
Piercings | ears, lip, navel
Kinks | Double Penetration, Oral, Taboo Role Play, Group Play, Bachelor Parties, Golden Shower, Primal, Musk, Leather
Allergies | Latex, Tequila, Shellfish
WHO
IS
SHE?
In my spare time, I'm often found in country bars with live music, or traveling around the world on a whim.
I'm equally at home losing myself in a book or one of my dozens of ongoing projects.
I'm unlike anyone else, and true to the Austin template, I'm weird as fuck. Want insight into me? Dive into my blog posts below, or better yet, find my contact form.
Social Distance Dating
I considered writing this as if the introduction to an apocalypse movie, but reality is always so much more complicated.. isn't it.
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I use a lot of different websites, it can be hard to know which ones are for what, or what I'm doing on each one if you're not already familiar.
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Using these sites as an intermediate is easier for me, but am able to accept direct payment with cashapp, or in cryptocurrency if that's more convenient.
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I am also able to accept certain gift cards, and have a business address available at the bottom of this page, for payment by mail.
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When you reach out, please introduce yourself, tell me what sort of interaction you're looking for, the time and date you hope to meet, and how you intend to pay.
If you say less than this, I will ignore you.
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Here's a few ways to get ahold of me,
Cash app | $OutlawBarbi
Public Snapchat | XXXENBY
Email |
KIK | texaswhorenado
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If you choose to send me money via cashapp, please do not leave a note at all! I will keep track of what it is for without that. leaving a note could get me banned from the platform and I do not need that kind of drama, I am already banned from several other payment avenues.
There's a few extra ways to get in touch with me, keeping them paywalled means a better experience for all of us. for each of these, I'll allow you to choose how much you pay for these, but the minimum is $25.
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Skype
Premium Snapchat*
Discord Username*
Discord Server
Private Phone Number
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*Private Chats still require payment, but at a flat rate rather than by time
This is all a work in progress, I hope you'll be patient with me.
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VIDEO DATE
A chat and a wank if that's what you're into.
A beer and an argument if that's your thing.
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30 min | $60
45 min | $75
1 hour | $100
90 min | $120
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Digi-GFE
Wanna chat all the time? non stop? see where it goes? fall in love?
Unlimited chat :
Weekly | $300
Monthly | $800
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Unlimited Chat + Video :
Weekly | $500
Monthly | $1000
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Mean Digi-Girlfriend
a little less than the other one because it's more authentic to who I really am, which means it's less work. I could easily charge more but sometimes I chirp too much.
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Unlimited chat :
Weekly | $200
Monthly | $700
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Unlimited Chat + Video :
Weekly | $400
Monthly | $900
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SITES
OnlyFans
OnlyFans is precarious for me. They have a selection of banned words and ban models suspected of doing meet ups all the time, so at any moment, I could just be booted off the site for something as simple as mentioning meeting.
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As a platform it is basically twitter with the built in ability for you to tip me or for me to charge.
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This platform has an option for me to go live, but it does not work very well, I will be choosing a platform specifically for live shows.
JustFor.Fans
I'm brand new to JFF but I've heard great things. you can even use it to text me!
Similar subscription model to onlyfans, but with many more features and much more security for me. It will become my main subscription site over time, I already prefer it despite being on onlyfans for over a year. There's a high probability I will get banned from onlyfans at some point, and when that happens I will move to JFF as my priority subscription service. In the meantime, I'm playing catch up with old content.
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This platform has an option for me to go live, but it is still in beta testing, I will be choosing a platform specifically for live shows.
FanCentro
Currently this is just the quickest way to get added to my premium snapchat, but I do intend to start using the subscription thing in-site soon.
AVN Stars
This is extremely similar to onlyfans, but I am going to keep it a free page, and use it only occasionally, as a portfolio page more than a tool for me to earn- though I can still accept tip through it
RULES
ONE
If you choose to screen record me while I'm live or on skype, please send me a copy. I don't particularly mind, but If you're going to reuse something that was meant to be a 1 time thing, you can at least let me do the same.
TWO
I still have to age verify y'all by checking ID's in essentially the same way as screening if you choose not to use one of the websites as an intermediate to remove the liability from me.
THREE
If I ask you to stop talking to me, listen.
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If I block you on something, please stop talking to me.