JESS JORDAN
the outlaw escort
Hey cowboy, I think I know your kind.
You work hard, so time gets away from you.
Time is fleeting, but you’re looking for a moment that lasts and a memory etched into your mind.
Do you like country music and rowdy Texas women?
You aren't looking for fantasy as much as you're looking for a reality that exists when *you* need it.
Do you find yourself wondering what happened to honky tonk angels?
You’ve been swiping through ads hoping for someone you can relate to; someone who will be real, and with whom you’ll have a few things in common. ​
HOWDY COWBOY
With six foot of passion in a pair of boots, she's a character in her own tall tale, a writer, a storyteller, a singer, a music and starry sky lover.
STATS
Sexual Orientation | Horny
Make-Up | Usually None
Hair | Shoulder-Length Blonde
Eyes | Blue
Measurements | 40 - 30 - 40
Height | 5'11"
Weight | 15o lbs
Breast | 34 DDD
Body | Athletic, Long Toes
Grooming | Trimmed, Unshaven, Seasonal
Tattoos | Chest, arms, ribs, hips, feet,
Piercings | ears, lip, navel
Allergies | Latex, Tequila, Shellfish
WHO IS SHE?
In my spare time, I'm often found in country bars with live music. I'm equally at home losing myself in a book or one of my dozens of ongoing projects.
I'm unlike anyone else, an true to the Austin template, I'm weird as fuck. Want insight into me? Dive into my blog posts below, or better yet, let's meet.
AUSTIN OUTCALLS
Limited offer
1 hour | 500
90 min | 600
2 hours | 1000
4 hours | 1600
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DATES
Let's eat and get to know each other! I don't watch the clock on these because it's out of our control and sometimes I eat slow.
LUNCH
DINNER
Close to the office?
What should I wear?
Let's take our time!
Weekday | 600
Weekend | 1000
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Weekday | 800
Weekend | 1000
For more options, such as arrangements, fly me to you, Date + Privacy combos, please see my rates page!
OUTCALLS
Privacy + Discretion
TWO HOUR OUTCALL
are you ready to be swept away by a wild woman? good thing you can order delivery.
Austin: $1000
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Anywhere in Texas:
$2000
FOUR HOUR OUTCALL
stay a little longer, don't rush . . I will make sure to bring some extra snacks.
FMTY - USA & CAN
(airfare&hotel included, deposits required)
$3000
CLIENT TESTIMONIALS
I'm not usually the type to kiss and tell, but I do wish I could reccomend Jess to my friends, I see her every chance I get. Definitely get the champagne, and play whatever game she wants, it's always worth the reward.
SJM
....Intensely real
AGT
I expected Jess to be a high maintenance blonde princess when I first found her on twitter, she's a little brusque, but it turns out she's extremely down to earth, open minded, wise beyond her years, and a very adventurous lover. I hope to meet her again soon, she's incredibly easy to talk to and other things with her mouth
CJ
Jess is a perky, young eccentric! I've visited with JJ so many times over the years I've lost count, and this provider is without a doubt my all time favorite. Perhaps one of the most intuitive providers you'll ever meet; TCB is great, as long as you can follow instructions (I can) One visit, and you'll feel like you've found a connection for life. One of a kind, empathetic, brilliant, and sensual. Obviously, I have been back, and will continue.
MRU
SCREENING REQUIREMENTS
Screening is non-negotiable and exceptions will not be made for anyone.
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I require two separate pictures.
First picture: your government-issued ID next to a handwritten piece of paper with my name and today’s date.
Second picture: A frontal picture of you holding the ID and same handwritten piece of paper next to your face.
Please send pictures directly to my email below.
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I will not accept government ID with information redacted.
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I am a professional and have no interest in your information for any reason other than my safety, giving it to me freely and easily is the best way to put me at ease.
There is no way to meet me without sending me a photo of your face.
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I do not accept references as screening, and rarely ask for them. P411 is a private advertising site, not screening.
I reserve every right to ask for supplementary information at my discretion. My safety is my priority.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
WHY DIDN'T YOU CONTACT ME AFTER I FILLED THE FORM?
It might take me a few days to get back to you if I am busy, or if it is the weekend. Please do not be impatient.
There is a chance there was an error, such as a typo in your email address or incomplete information. Try Again in a few days!
WHAT IS YOUR REVIEW POLICY?
If you'd like to write something for me to use, that's great! but I do not wish to be written about in forums or review boards. I demand privacy, and consider reviews a violation of that.
Please do not talk about me.
WILL YOU COME TO MY CITY?
Make me an offer I can't refuse, darlin.
WHY DID YOU RAISE YOUR RATES?
I am no longer the high volume princess I once was, and have become much more selective in who I am willing to spend my time with.
I see very few people, but have the same number of bills.
RULES
ONE
Do not talk about me.
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Discretion is supposed to be a two way street. You expect confidentiality in everything you say to me, why should I receive less consideration than I provide? My risk is far greater than yours, so I will not tolerate it.
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I do not participate in reviews.
I will not perform or put on an act in order to receive a good review. Either we connect genuinely, or we move on. live and let live, I guess.
TWO
Hygiene
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You will be expected to thoroughly wash your hands, use mouthwash, and shower with soap, or our time will end promptly.
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This does take up your time, so do it thoroughly every time you shower in order to practice.
THREE
Intimacy is multi-faceted and personal.
You can not "read" someone you've just met. Take your time and use your words to communicate what you are thinking and what you want to happen. Chemistry will come in its own time.
Please do not make sudden rushed movements with me, I am a slow moving, laid back provider and I do not like to feel rushed.
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Let's be sweet to each other.
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XOXO